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6th-Jun-2012 07:04 am - My tweets
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  • Tue, 17:55: You know what I want more than anything? For everyone to leave me the fuck alone and to be a hermit in the hills for the rest of my days.
  • Tue, 18:44: RT @StephenAtHome: Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furio ...
  • Tue, 20:30: If you pull too hard, then the string will break. And if you leave the slack, then the string won't hold.
  • Tue, 20:31: So how can we find ourselves trapped in our own private hells, where we just scream and no one can hear?
  • Tue, 20:31: X marks the spot where the dig begins, the treasure is found within the broken hearts that are soaked with fear.
  • Tue, 20:32: Fill the glass to the brim and it will spill out. And keep sharpening the knife, and it will, it will be so blunt.
  • Tue, 20:32: Don't try too hard to understand, or you'll miss the, miss the point at hand.
  • Tue, 23:22: I'm watching 30 Rock (48 others checked-in) http://t.co/60oC8fBn @GetGlue @nbc30rock
  • Wed, 00:10: I'm watching Pretty Little Liars (5683 others checked-in) http://t.co/FXTNduGV @GetGlue @ABCFpll
  • Wed, 00:10: I unlocked the Pretty Little Liars Summer Premiere 2012 sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/Slivwf1R
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5th-Jun-2012 07:05 am - My tweets
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  • Mon, 14:42: RT @The_Hoy_Boy: I'm old enough to remember when 69 was just a number, BJ's was just a store, and doggy style was a way to swim.
  • Mon, 14:44: RT @Laughbook: Who invented hugs? i mean..the first hug would have been soo awkward. its like"what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "s ...
  • Mon, 14:44: RT @Laughbook: I'm super lazy today, which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.
  • Mon, 14:46: RT @Laughbook: My mirror says; "DAYUMMM! YOU LOOK SEXY!" And my camera says; "Hahahaha, wow. You look like shit.".
  • Mon, 14:46: RT @UberFacts: Men have the biologic ability to tell if a woman is fertile by the way she walks.
  • Mon, 14:47: RT @Laughbook: I will do anything to lose weight... except for diet and exercise.
  • Mon, 14:50: RT @UberFacts: Hermoine's full name (From Harry Potter) was originally "Hermoine Puckle."
  • Mon, 14:53: RT @Laughbook: I don't hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it.
  • Mon, 16:05: Today I realised it isn't cos I don't like the nails, she just has ugly hands and colour calls attention to them.
  • Mon, 16:06: I follow the ohsopretty blog, and every time it's mani Monday, I never like them.
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4th-Jun-2012 07:03 am - My tweets
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3rd-Jun-2012 07:01 am - My tweets
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2nd-Jun-2012 07:02 am - My tweets
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  • Fri, 16:00: 12pm on the dot, there go the test sirens.
  • Fri, 16:02: RT @Laughbook: I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit
  • Fri, 23:52: Suck my dick Ethan. I am so glad I'm moving out of living with you fuckhead.
  • Sat, 00:16: I'm afraid my mum's gonna start taking out my stuff from the van and find my sandwiches... But then again, I only have like 2 left.
  • Sat, 00:46: I knew Ben would shape up when he actually saw her :) "oh diapers? No big." I'm proud of him. And @_Glitter_Bunny for pushin' Anika out!
  • Sat, 01:37: I need to not forget that I have a cord and brick left at the apartment.
  • Sat, 01:45: RT @The_Hoy_Boy: Having a vagina doesn't keep my wife from believing that her balls are bigger than mine.
  • Sat, 02:40: Okay, amendment: he is good until he's trying to impress someone other than @_Glitter_Bunny
  • Sat, 02:41: RT @Laughbook: If people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place.
  • Sat, 03:12: @_Glitter_Bunny has now put me under the pressure of writing Anika a lullaby. XD
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1st-Jun-2012 07:01 am - My tweets
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31st-May-2012 07:02 am - My tweets
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30th-May-2012 07:02 am - My tweets
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  • Tue, 14:52: I was really mad at Ethan for talking shit about Columbus, but then I realised I don't even remotely care.
  • Tue, 14:54: Because I'm getting out of here and you're stuck. And I've got a future (that'll probably fail, granted) and I'll be amazed if you get out.
  • Tue, 14:55: You can barely stand up for yourself against friends. It took you years to stand up to stanger.
  • Tue, 14:56: So please, talk all the shit you want. Talk shit about me. Fuck you too, Ethan. We haven't been friends since you chose Garett over me.
  • Tue, 20:29: @dorkstack I'm kinda surprised it isn't on fb on his status yet.
  • Tue, 23:50: @dorkstack act like roomie?
  • Wed, 00:38: Chad is a porpoise fucker apparently xD
  • Wed, 02:48: jerry asked for the link to my lyrics blog. well, i gave it to him, because i don't want him to think i'm hiding anything.
  • Wed, 02:49: but considering its content, i have this sinking feeling that my marriage is over.
  • Wed, 04:22: @dorkstack what's up?
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29th-May-2012 07:04 am - My tweets
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28th-May-2012 07:02 am - My tweets
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27th-May-2012 07:01 am - My tweets
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26th-May-2012 07:16 am - My tweets
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  • Fri, 22:57: I am really, really bad at this game I'm supposed to be playing with jap and drama ><
  • Fri, 23:00: Mostly cos noone gets my references Lol
  • Fri, 23:12: "Crystal is higher than Steven in my book now, just cos she can catch a lid."-C "I don't belong in books!"-S "Is it cos you can't read?"-E
  • Sat, 00:53: RT @Laughbook: Oh, you don't get Twitter? Facebook is so much more interesting anyway. (::makes duckface::)
  • Sat, 04:51: "It was all a plot, cos amidst the golden shower, the Green Lantern is weakened." -Chad
  • Sat, 05:41: "Ever McDonald's burger ever made is 10% log cabin." -Chad
  • Sat, 05:45: "Sarah, will you come home and feed tucker?"- Fargles impersonating Sarah's mom "To the wolves?!" -Sarah
  • Sat, 07:37: We're sitting on our front porch drinking wine, sitting on a broken wooden chair, an office chair, and a milk crate #classy
  • Sat, 08:08: 6-8 shots of 151 is aversion therapy. It's like eating a pack of cigarettes.
  • Sat, 08:35: We started talking about John and I started the second bottle of wine. I hate that I still have to be drunk to think about it all.
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25th-May-2012 07:02 am - My tweets
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24th-May-2012 07:02 am - My tweets
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23rd-May-2012 07:03 am - My tweets
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22nd-May-2012 07:01 am - My tweets
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  • Tue, 02:36: I'm actually really glad he made that decision. But I don't know if he'll keep to it.
  • Tue, 02:50: RT @FUCKIPEDIA: Locking your tweets is like putting 13 cents in a safe.
  • Tue, 02:50: RT @FUCKIPEDIA: If Hollywood doesn't want people pirating their movies they should stop making movies that people don't want to pay to see.
21st-May-2012 07:02 am - My tweets
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  • Sun, 17:42: I'm such a sensitive little bitch.
  • Sun, 18:07: I feel lame. But I'll feel worse if I don't sleep.
  • Sun, 18:25: Oh my god. I am seriously crying right now.
  • Sun, 18:30: Maybe you should realise that when someone has lost everything they have nothing left anymore. Anything's possible.
  • Sun, 19:01: @artector that's cos if you want people to show up at 5 just say 4:30. Or 4:30 ish. And be done with it.
  • Sun, 19:46: I'm having a shitty day and fuck doing anything productive. I was up for gaming until now.
  • Sun, 21:00: @dorkstack your eyes give you away.
  • Sun, 22:22: I want to be in my bed, full out of my mind, and watching skins. Season finale =O
  • Sun, 22:26: I have the skins opening stuck in my head.
  • Sun, 23:30: "it's a going away party for Jared and ira but noone invited Jared and ira's not allowed to come."
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20th-May-2012 07:16 am - My tweets
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19th-May-2012 07:31 am - My tweets
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  • Fri, 21:55: Sometimes I wonder what goes through a person's mind before they decide to buy a Sebring.
  • Fri, 21:56: "Eh, that Pontiac GT is a LITTLE too nice for me so let me take the SECOND most likely car to break within a month."
  • Fri, 22:01: "Also I'd like to pay more for it than for a brand new BMW in repairs in the first year. You know what? Just take my house too. Thank you!"
  • Fri, 22:02: "Oh I'm sorry I keep bothering you. I keep forgetting things. Can I borrow a lighter? I'd like to set this large pile of cash on fire."
  • Sat, 02:57: I am so fucking excited for tonight right now. I can't wait until @dorkstack gets home.
  • Sat, 03:12: RT @dorkstack: @tumbleditz, Sarah and i are going to embark on the best girl's night out ever tonight
  • Sat, 04:09: I really need to draw every day. I'm slipping. xD I am actually ashamed of my sketches.
  • Sat, 04:10: Today I thought, "I wish I was done with this sketchbook so I could throw it in a fire already." xD
  • Sat, 05:46: I have a drink in my hand and my feet off a cliff with two of my best friends in the middle of the night. Times like these. <3
  • Sat, 10:13: I unlocked the House Series Finale Countdown: 2 Days sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/K3eKvJei
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18th-May-2012 07:02 am - My tweets
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17th-May-2012 07:16 am - My tweets
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16th-May-2012 07:16 am - My tweets
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  • Tue, 23:50: It makes me highly uncomfortable that Heidi talks to Jerry more than she talks to me.
  • Tue, 23:56: I want to have a house on a lake in the wilderness and never wear clothes again in my life. #summerdoesthistome
  • Wed, 01:17: I'm in a constant battle between "I want to be skinny" and "oh my God deep fried cheese."
  • Wed, 02:57: I need to buy a gallon of vodka and a gallon of orange juice.
  • Wed, 03:32: @dorkstack would you care if I ate without you?
  • Wed, 03:42: Bloody hell I want this life.
  • Wed, 03:43: Might aswell read my texts in a British accent from this point forward, that's what I'm typing them in.
  • Wed, 03:43: I'm thinking about going for a jog but I want to continue watching this series.
  • Wed, 03:45: Censoring myself because of who follows me on twitter.
  • Wed, 03:46: I'm watching Skins (11 others checked-in) http://t.co/MG4ePd7D @GetGlue #Skins
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15th-May-2012 07:16 am - My tweets
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  • Mon, 19:30: What I'd like to see is a youtube series dedicated to all of the presidents, summarising what each one did in 30 seconds or less.
  • Mon, 20:30: RT @MDHOY: Thanks to predictive text I just told my wife I want to "kick your puppy" instead of "lick your pussy".
  • Mon, 23:24: "I can be his sponsor! I am a RECOVERED Narutard, thank you!" -Chad
  • Mon, 23:25: "It's really simple, anytime he mentions anything about Naruto, I hit him with a trout!" -Chad.
  • Mon, 23:26: "It's the worst of all fish, cos it's kinda heavy, so it hurts, it's got grainy scales, and it smells terrible." -Chad.
  • Mon, 23:27: "So you're left with a rash that kind of hurts and you smell like shit." -Chad.
  • Tue, 01:01: God I'm so insanely head over heels for Jerry.
  • Tue, 03:37: "Whenever you go through chemo, we'll draw on your face and get your asshole tattoed." -Ethan.
  • Tue, 04:26: I feel like I'm gonna have to start college from the beginning.
  • Tue, 05:39: Dear friends... feel free to read my blog. I have no life, therefore I blog! http://t.co/YtlLBFyH
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14th-May-2012 07:16 am - My tweets
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13th-May-2012 07:16 am - My tweets
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  • Sat, 16:48: “@MensHumor I'd like to give a big shout out to all the spiders not building their webs at face level.”
  • Sun, 05:05: @dorkstack weird... We were having deja vu at the same time
12th-May-2012 07:16 am - My tweets
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  • Fri, 15:56: That's right, that shut you up :)
  • Fri, 16:22: Seriously.. I wonder if chad even notices when his clothes smell gross from him leaving them in there for days.
  • Fri, 16:23: It's gross ><
  • Fri, 21:55: I feel like throwing up. I told John that I don't wanna be friends right now though so that's a bonus, I guess. Saw Madison today. =\
  • Fri, 22:54: I'm watching Firefly (11 others checked-in) http://t.co/bA7Ac7IL @GetGlue @ScienceChannel
  • Sat, 02:43: This is annoying.
  • Sat, 04:01: I am such a loser haha.
  • Sat, 04:14: Must... Socialise... XP
  • Sat, 04:30: Heather is a lot less bitchy today. It's kind of surprising, and certain things make me kind of feel sorry for her.
  • Sat, 04:30: I really wish I were a better person.
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11th-May-2012 07:16 am - My tweets
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  • Thu, 16:14: All it takes is a few wrong words and everything's upside down. Another weight on my shoulders, another reminder I've let you down.
  • Thu, 16:16: I can feel myself falling down into it again... It's what I've been waiting for, an excuse to let myself feel sad one more time.
  • Thu, 16:16: I'm addicted to the world inside my head.
  • Fri, 00:45: Damn Jared is madddd. ><
  • Fri, 01:08: In some sick twisted way I want him to miss me. In the I want you to know what you're missing way.
  • Fri, 02:50: No I'm not mad at you but I'm not gonna sit here and lie to you and tell you it didn't make me feel like shit to hear that.
  • Fri, 03:26: I'm watching George of the Jungle http://t.co/TLRRMggH @GetGlue #GeorgeOfTheJungle
  • Fri, 04:11: RT @dorkstack: "you made me burn prematurely!" - @JaredTheSheffer
  • Fri, 04:20: Jesus Christ you're fucking lazy.
  • Fri, 04:20: Fucking hell.
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10th-May-2012 07:01 am - My tweets
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9th-May-2012 07:01 am - My tweets
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  • Tue, 14:44: Why can't anyone in this town drive a normal car with a normal muffler that doesn't sound like a bloody jet)
  • Tue, 15:18: I find it kind of funny that Ethan and chad bitch about me and Sammy whenever we don't do our chores on time but the kitchen is disgusting.
  • Tue, 16:01: @dorkstack you should totally just log into hidden chronicles and accept all my requests please =P
  • Tue, 16:42: Superannoyed.
  • Tue, 22:15: I'm watching New Girl (148 others checked-in) http://t.co/Y4DjkCOp @GetGlue @NewGirlonFOX
  • Tue, 22:24: "Who are we talking about?" "Nothing." "Somebody." "Nobody." "Garett." "RETARD." "Douchenozzle."
8th-May-2012 07:16 am - My tweets
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