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  • Tue, 17:55: You know what I want more than anything? For everyone to leave me the fuck alone and to be a hermit in the hills for the rest of my days.
  • Tue, 18:44: RT @StephenAtHome: Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furio ...
  • Tue, 20:30: If you pull too hard, then the string will break. And if you leave the slack, then the string won't hold.
  • Tue, 20:31: So how can we find ourselves trapped in our own private hells, where we just scream and no one can hear?
  • Tue, 20:31: X marks the spot where the dig begins, the treasure is found within the broken hearts that are soaked with fear.
  • Tue, 20:32: Fill the glass to the brim and it will spill out. And keep sharpening the knife, and it will, it will be so blunt.
  • Tue, 20:32: Don't try too hard to understand, or you'll miss the, miss the point at hand.
  • Tue, 23:22: I'm watching 30 Rock (48 others checked-in) http://t.co/60oC8fBn @GetGlue @nbc30rock
  • Wed, 00:10: I'm watching Pretty Little Liars (5683 others checked-in) http://t.co/FXTNduGV @GetGlue @ABCFpll
  • Wed, 00:10: I unlocked the Pretty Little Liars Summer Premiere 2012 sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/Slivwf1R
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  • Mon, 14:42: RT @The_Hoy_Boy: I'm old enough to remember when 69 was just a number, BJ's was just a store, and doggy style was a way to swim.
  • Mon, 14:44: RT @Laughbook: Who invented hugs? i mean..the first hug would have been soo awkward. its like"what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "s ...
  • Mon, 14:44: RT @Laughbook: I'm super lazy today, which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.
  • Mon, 14:46: RT @Laughbook: My mirror says; "DAYUMMM! YOU LOOK SEXY!" And my camera says; "Hahahaha, wow. You look like shit.".
  • Mon, 14:46: RT @UberFacts: Men have the biologic ability to tell if a woman is fertile by the way she walks.
  • Mon, 14:47: RT @Laughbook: I will do anything to lose weight... except for diet and exercise.
  • Mon, 14:50: RT @UberFacts: Hermoine's full name (From Harry Potter) was originally "Hermoine Puckle."
  • Mon, 14:53: RT @Laughbook: I don't hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it.
  • Mon, 16:05: Today I realised it isn't cos I don't like the nails, she just has ugly hands and colour calls attention to them.
  • Mon, 16:06: I follow the ohsopretty blog, and every time it's mani Monday, I never like them.
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  • Fri, 16:00: 12pm on the dot, there go the test sirens.
  • Fri, 16:02: RT @Laughbook: I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit
  • Fri, 23:52: Suck my dick Ethan. I am so glad I'm moving out of living with you fuckhead.
  • Sat, 00:16: I'm afraid my mum's gonna start taking out my stuff from the van and find my sandwiches... But then again, I only have like 2 left.
  • Sat, 00:46: I knew Ben would shape up when he actually saw her :) "oh diapers? No big." I'm proud of him. And @_Glitter_Bunny for pushin' Anika out!
  • Sat, 01:37: I need to not forget that I have a cord and brick left at the apartment.
  • Sat, 01:45: RT @The_Hoy_Boy: Having a vagina doesn't keep my wife from believing that her balls are bigger than mine.
  • Sat, 02:40: Okay, amendment: he is good until he's trying to impress someone other than @_Glitter_Bunny
  • Sat, 02:41: RT @Laughbook: If people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place.
  • Sat, 03:12: @_Glitter_Bunny has now put me under the pressure of writing Anika a lullaby. XD
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  • Tue, 14:52: I was really mad at Ethan for talking shit about Columbus, but then I realised I don't even remotely care.
  • Tue, 14:54: Because I'm getting out of here and you're stuck. And I've got a future (that'll probably fail, granted) and I'll be amazed if you get out.
  • Tue, 14:55: You can barely stand up for yourself against friends. It took you years to stand up to stanger.
  • Tue, 14:56: So please, talk all the shit you want. Talk shit about me. Fuck you too, Ethan. We haven't been friends since you chose Garett over me.
  • Tue, 20:29: @dorkstack I'm kinda surprised it isn't on fb on his status yet.
  • Tue, 23:50: @dorkstack act like roomie?
  • Wed, 00:38: Chad is a porpoise fucker apparently xD
  • Wed, 02:48: jerry asked for the link to my lyrics blog. well, i gave it to him, because i don't want him to think i'm hiding anything.
  • Wed, 02:49: but considering its content, i have this sinking feeling that my marriage is over.
  • Wed, 04:22: @dorkstack what's up?
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