- Thu, 16:14: @MaMaOohLaLaa and I have the strangest adventures together. We have such an odd friendship. #notcomplaining
- Thu, 16:16: A group of people just yelled "Hey sexy!" out of their car. They seemed to be all female. I don't know whether to be flattered or confused.
- Thu, 19:49: "You have the music of a baby's crying?" - @dorkstack "That doesn't make me wanna dance. It makes my boobies want to leak." - @MaMaOohLaLaa
- Fri, 08:48: I'm watching 30 Rock (26 others checked-in) http://t.co/60oC8fBn @GetGlue @nbc30rock
Tue, 17:55: You know what I want more than anything? For everyone to leave me the fuck alone and to be a hermit in the hills for the rest of my…
Mon, 14:42: RT @ The_Hoy_Boy: I'm old enough to remember when 69 was just a number, BJ's was just a store, and doggy style was a way to swim.…
Sun, 18:42: RT @ DepressedDarth: Me riding a chipmunk - http://t.co/n7IRiZal Sun, 18:43: @ MaMaOohLaLaa I'm sorry I made you cry last…