Lexiebug (xx_mushu) wrote,

My tweets

  • Mon, 14:42: RT @The_Hoy_Boy: I'm old enough to remember when 69 was just a number, BJ's was just a store, and doggy style was a way to swim.
  • Mon, 14:44: RT @Laughbook: Who invented hugs? i mean..the first hug would have been soo awkward. its like"what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "s ...
  • Mon, 14:44: RT @Laughbook: I'm super lazy today, which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.
  • Mon, 14:46: RT @Laughbook: My mirror says; "DAYUMMM! YOU LOOK SEXY!" And my camera says; "Hahahaha, wow. You look like shit.".
  • Mon, 14:46: RT @UberFacts: Men have the biologic ability to tell if a woman is fertile by the way she walks.
  • Mon, 14:47: RT @Laughbook: I will do anything to lose weight... except for diet and exercise.
  • Mon, 14:50: RT @UberFacts: Hermoine's full name (From Harry Potter) was originally "Hermoine Puckle."
  • Mon, 14:53: RT @Laughbook: I don't hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it.
  • Mon, 16:05: Today I realised it isn't cos I don't like the nails, she just has ugly hands and colour calls attention to them.
  • Mon, 16:06: I follow the ohsopretty blog, and every time it's mani Monday, I never like them.
  • Mon, 16:06: It made me wonder if I have ugly hands too.
  • Mon, 17:15: All it takes is one day to put a chink in the plan, and then nothing's ever the same since. But it gets better, keep saying, it gets better.
  • Mon, 17:15: I've got a case of the Mondays. But not the normal kind. The get-to-work-and-find-out-a-resident-died kind. =(
  • Mon, 17:32: RT @SincerelyTumblr: I have a smart phone with a dumb battery.
  • Mon, 18:49: RT @UberFacts: A tiger's tongue is rough enough to like the paint off of a building.
  • Mon, 19:41: I had a dream that I could get the left side of my lip pierced again.
  • Mon, 20:50: RT @OnTheGoWithJoe: Funimation #YouShouldBeWatching
  • Mon, 20:51: RT @Laughbook: Why does Facebook even give me the option to 'like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.
  • Mon, 20:52: RT @DepressedDarth: Humans are made up of particles from planets that exploded long ago, so we actually created life by destroying Alderaan.
  • Mon, 20:53: RT @Laughbook: We all have that one friend that you can honestly see in jail one day.
  • Mon, 23:27: @dorkstack and I have to be quiet cos @JaredSheffer is sleeping, but Anthony doesn't,
  • Tue, 00:41: I don't mind homeless jokes but when people are prejudiced against the homeless, it seriously pisses me off.
  • Tue, 00:47: RT @UberFacts: During the famines of North Korea in the 90s, people would often dig up human bodies from fresh graves to eat the meat.
  • Tue, 00:48: RT @MensHumor: You call it Monday, I call it "post-weekend depression."
  • Tue, 03:14: Didn't really wanna die but whatevs. I kinda imagine my character in the hospital in a coma instead of dead.
  • Tue, 04:15: Lips don't wear seatbelts, and hips don't smoke. @dorkstack we need to buy postcards and send them to @postsecret.
  • Tue, 04:23: That new-piercing thing. The first night when you go to bed and "it feels fine" - and you wake up in the morning feeling like p.diddy.
  • Tue, 04:23: No really though, you wake up going "THERE IS NO GOD."
  • Tue, 10:28: RT @LifeThingy: Remember that you’re not gonna live forever. Be young, think smart, stay true, and just follow your heart.
  • Tue, 10:31: RT @MensHumor: If there was a gay Transformer, it would probably morph into a PT Cruiser.
  • Tue, 10:32: RT @The_Hoy_Boy: The best part of being a pedestrian is walking over the hood of the car of the person who stopped right in the middle o ...
  • Tue, 10:37: RT @UberFacts: A study suggests that our DNA may actually be coded to receive health benefits from fasting! Learn more HERE: http://t.co ...
  • Tue, 10:40: RT @Laughbook: Has anyone else noticed that the symbol "&" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?
  • Tue, 10:43: RT @MensHumor: If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
  • Tue, 10:44: RT @Laughbook: If I die in my sleep I can actually say I died doing what I love.
  • Tue, 10:47: RT @UberFacts: 2.84% of deaths are caused by intentional injuries (suicide, violence, war) while 3.15% are caused by diarrhea.
  • Tue, 10:50: RT @AlanHungover: I hate when I throw my phone onto my bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and kill a cat.
  • Tue, 10:52: RT @YourAnonNews: Dear Government, there's no oil on the internet.
  • Tue, 10:56: RT @ashleyyylizzz: Curves are way better than straight little skinny bodies. ._.
  • Tue, 10:57: RT @UberFacts: Shooting a gun causes the same startled chemical reaction in the brain as a passionate kiss.
  • Tue, 10:58: RT @UberFacts: The smell of freshly cut grass is actually the scent released by plants in distress.
  • Tue, 11:00: Yeah I still have thoughts that remind me of the j-word, but the important thing is that it doesn't make me want him back at ALL.
  • Tue, 11:00: RT @UberFacts: Humans were built to walk barefoot! That's why most shoes are bad for your health! How bad are yours? Check THIS out: htt ...
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