April 23rd, 2012


My tweets

  • Sun, 13:44: "I expected @dorkstack to roll over a bit, slap her knee, and say "I crack me up!"
  • Sun, 15:35: Jesus Christ is the same yesterday, today, and forever. http://t.co/0q7a37zV
  • Sun, 18:33: "What the fuck was that?? ... I mean bless you."
  • Sun, 21:18: Lucas needs a high initiative to defeat the porpoise.
  • Mon, 03:12: Apparently I am a nudist who likes having people watch me pee.
  • Mon, 04:40: I'm waiting until I get to live somewhere without little girls.
  • Mon, 05:33: "So be honest, how much semen am I lying in right now?" -Harrison
  • Mon, 05:54: "So I cleaned my room and found two crowbars." -Harrison
  • Mon, 05:59: "Technically my stuff is half yours, so I'm gonna spend your half of the money." -Jerry "Spend your money to go troll you. BAG OF DICKS." -H
  • Mon, 06:09: Jerry and I spend so long on skype. xD