May 15th, 2012

chucks

My tweets

  • Mon, 19:30: What I'd like to see is a youtube series dedicated to all of the presidents, summarising what each one did in 30 seconds or less.
  • Mon, 20:30: RT @MDHOY: Thanks to predictive text I just told my wife I want to "kick your puppy" instead of "lick your pussy".
  • Mon, 23:24: "I can be his sponsor! I am a RECOVERED Narutard, thank you!" -Chad
  • Mon, 23:25: "It's really simple, anytime he mentions anything about Naruto, I hit him with a trout!" -Chad.
  • Mon, 23:26: "It's the worst of all fish, cos it's kinda heavy, so it hurts, it's got grainy scales, and it smells terrible." -Chad.
  • Mon, 23:27: "So you're left with a rash that kind of hurts and you smell like shit." -Chad.
  • Tue, 01:01: God I'm so insanely head over heels for Jerry.
  • Tue, 03:37: "Whenever you go through chemo, we'll draw on your face and get your asshole tattoed." -Ethan.
  • Tue, 04:26: I feel like I'm gonna have to start college from the beginning.
  • Tue, 05:39: Dear friends... feel free to read my blog. I have no life, therefore I blog! http://t.co/YtlLBFyH
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