May 16th, 2012


My tweets

  • Tue, 23:50: It makes me highly uncomfortable that Heidi talks to Jerry more than she talks to me.
  • Tue, 23:56: I want to have a house on a lake in the wilderness and never wear clothes again in my life. #summerdoesthistome
  • Wed, 01:17: I'm in a constant battle between "I want to be skinny" and "oh my God deep fried cheese."
  • Wed, 02:57: I need to buy a gallon of vodka and a gallon of orange juice.
  • Wed, 03:32: @dorkstack would you care if I ate without you?
  • Wed, 03:42: Bloody hell I want this life.
  • Wed, 03:43: Might aswell read my texts in a British accent from this point forward, that's what I'm typing them in.
  • Wed, 03:43: I'm thinking about going for a jog but I want to continue watching this series.
  • Wed, 03:45: Censoring myself because of who follows me on twitter.
  • Wed, 03:46: I'm watching Skins (11 others checked-in) @GetGlue #Skins
Collapse )