June 2nd, 2012


My tweets

  • Fri, 16:00: 12pm on the dot, there go the test sirens.
  • Fri, 16:02: RT @Laughbook: I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit
  • Fri, 23:52: Suck my dick Ethan. I am so glad I'm moving out of living with you fuckhead.
  • Sat, 00:16: I'm afraid my mum's gonna start taking out my stuff from the van and find my sandwiches... But then again, I only have like 2 left.
  • Sat, 00:46: I knew Ben would shape up when he actually saw her :) "oh diapers? No big." I'm proud of him. And @_Glitter_Bunny for pushin' Anika out!
  • Sat, 01:37: I need to not forget that I have a cord and brick left at the apartment.
  • Sat, 01:45: RT @The_Hoy_Boy: Having a vagina doesn't keep my wife from believing that her balls are bigger than mine.
  • Sat, 02:40: Okay, amendment: he is good until he's trying to impress someone other than @_Glitter_Bunny
  • Sat, 02:41: RT @Laughbook: If people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place.
  • Sat, 03:12: @_Glitter_Bunny has now put me under the pressure of writing Anika a lullaby. XD
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