June 5th, 2012


My tweets

  • Mon, 14:42: RT @The_Hoy_Boy: I'm old enough to remember when 69 was just a number, BJ's was just a store, and doggy style was a way to swim.
  • Mon, 14:44: RT @Laughbook: Who invented hugs? i mean..the first hug would have been soo awkward. its like"what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "s ...
  • Mon, 14:44: RT @Laughbook: I'm super lazy today, which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.
  • Mon, 14:46: RT @Laughbook: My mirror says; "DAYUMMM! YOU LOOK SEXY!" And my camera says; "Hahahaha, wow. You look like shit.".
  • Mon, 14:46: RT @UberFacts: Men have the biologic ability to tell if a woman is fertile by the way she walks.
  • Mon, 14:47: RT @Laughbook: I will do anything to lose weight... except for diet and exercise.
  • Mon, 14:50: RT @UberFacts: Hermoine's full name (From Harry Potter) was originally "Hermoine Puckle."
  • Mon, 14:53: RT @Laughbook: I don't hate you or anything, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I'd drink it.
  • Mon, 16:05: Today I realised it isn't cos I don't like the nails, she just has ugly hands and colour calls attention to them.
  • Mon, 16:06: I follow the ohsopretty blog, and every time it's mani Monday, I never like them.
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